ATL Housewives: Some Things Never Change

NeNe still has a big mouth.

Kim’s still fake.

Kandi’s got a new boo.

Sheree still looks like a man.

Lisa got the boot.

NeNe is a mess. She always talks about keeping it real but that’s a joke. She talks about everything and everybody but when she is put on the spot she gets very defensive and angry. On the first season I thought that she was just outgoing and funny but now she is too Hollywood and a little full of herself. Nothing good is going to come from NeNe and Kim being friends again. Their very first conversation started out with gossip. If NeNe’s husband borrowed $10,000 dollars from Dwight she has the right to be upset but talk to your husband first and then handle the situation like a woman. This may be asking too much of a woman like NeNe.

Kim’s breasts are bigger and more fake looking than last season? She stills smokes like a chimney and has a drink in every scene. Kim & NeNe are best friends again. How long do you think this will last? Kim is officially a double dipper. She will do anything for attention. First she dates this married man on national TV and next she is bumpin p****** with some she-he DJ. What example is she setting for her girls?

Kandi has a new boo. I have to disagree with Kim. This guy is not cute. He looks like he just did 5-10 or maybe he was homeless. Either way I think she can do better. The whole celibacy thing is a joke. How can you be celibate and still have oral sex. I think Kandi should look celibacy up in the dictionary.

Sheree’s boring and annoying. Why did Bravo bring her back? I rather look at Lisa and her sexy husband Ed than watch Sheree try to become an actress. First she wants to be a fashion designer and now an actress. I think she should just do what normal people do. Get a job!

Where did Dwight get so much money to give away? Does he have a job? I never see him working on anything but running his mouth. He was wrong for telling Kim NeNe’s personal business. He’s a two-faced wanna be housewife with nothing to do.

Phaedra is the stuck-up new bitch on the block with the ex-con fiancé. She is really full of herself. It’s nothing wrong with a strong, professional black woman but this chick is a little over the top. Obviously she controls him. Is it because she has the money or she can’t get another man.

Well Ladies & Gents the drama is just beginning. I am looking forward to a drama filled season. Can’t wait to see what happens next week.

Do you raise your kids to act like this???

Bad Girls Club Miami

I always wonder where does Oxygen find psyco, jobless, trash to live in the bad girls house.  These woman have no respect for themselves or their parents. Why would anyone act like this?

DC Housewives: Boring, Slow & Dull

DC Housewives have to be the worst show of all time. These ladies are boring, dull and lame. Am I the only one who thinks Bravo is taking this housewife thing to far? They should have stopped at New Jersey.

Meet the DC Housewives:

Stacie the beautiful, laid back realtor who doesn’t believe in gay marriage. Who cares? Everyone has their own views and if this is what she believes in than that’s her business. She has 2 beautiful children and a handsome husband. That is great! BORING!!!!!!!!! It’s not entertaining to watch Stacie live her perfect life. This is reality TV right? I know that Stacie and her husband have some kind of arguments, or drama. If not, this reality TV is more scripted than I thought.

Catherine the diva with more wrinkles and crow’s feet than Betty White.  This lady talks too much about nothing. It is obvious to me that she thinks she’s better than everyone with all her opinions and smart comments. She is married to Obama’s photographer and I guess she thinks that gives her the right to talk smack about the president. Catherine is just some skinny bitch, with an accent. Does she have a job? What is her purpose?

Lynda is full of herself. This lady is nuts. I never understand anything she talks about. She walks around with her black boyfriend like he is a trophy. News Flash: It’s plenty of rich white women with money that have black boyfriends. Try another fad.

Mary‘s a crybaby with no backbone. Catherine controls her and talks behind her back about how she raises her kids. Mary complains about her daughter moving back home and wearing her clothes.  I guess that’s the only thing going on in her life.

Michaele and her husband are scam artist. These people should be behind bars. How awful did Michaele look with those cheerleaders? She looked like an ex-playmate straight out of rehab.  Get a real job!

As you can see it’s not much to say about these housewives. I hope that they are not back for another season. This is still just a waste of a good time slot.

Real Housewives of New Jersey

Hello All! I know it has been awhile since my last post but I am back! So much has happen but I’ve been following all of this seasons episodes. So let’s get right to it.

The ladies of RHONJ were a bit boring this season. Dina left the show, Danielle is still crazy and Teresa is bankrupt (Not surprised). There are rumors that Danielle is leaving the show. If that’s true the show would be just as boring as the DC housewives. Talk about a waste of a good time slot!

Danielle is a whack job. This woman obviously has some major issues. I think that is one of the qualifications of being on the Bravo network. You must have issues. Danielle’s issues stem from her childhood. She never got that much attention and now she will do anything to be in the spotlight. You would think after 47 years and having children one would grow up. Every where she goes she has to have security. For some reason she fears for her life. Oprah doesn’t have that much security and she is more important than Danielle.

She should be worried about the person she kidnapped in the pass coming back to kick her ass not four prissy housewives from New Jersey. This lady is psycho, confused and crazy. First season she is looking for a man with money to take care of her and her girls but now she’s a lesbian. I am not surprised. Danielle will pop that coochie for anyone who has money. Let’s pray her children don’t grow up just as confused and crazy as she is. It may just be too late.

Jacqueline is so sweet. She seems to be a loving wife and mother who wants to enjoy life. Her husband Chris is a no nonsense kind of guy. I think if he was around from day one giving Ashley the beat down she might not be so spoiled and immature. Jacqueline seems too sweet to be on the show. I know we are seeing one side to her but I don’t think she is as crazy as everybody else.

Dina left the show to get away from Danielle. WTF? Does Dina really think we believe she let Danielle mess with her money? There is a story behind this and I hope the media can figure it out soon.

Caroline is a terminator. She calls it like she sees it and she doesn’t play games. She knew Danielle was trash and the other ladies didn’t listen. I am so glad she didn’t get involved with the Danielle and Kim G drama. Her kids are nice, respectful and well trained. I didn’t really understand the sit down with Danielle. I love Caroline but she’s no miracle worker. She can’t fix Danielle or even make her listen to reason.

Kim G wants to be the 5th house wife. She seems like a lonely old lady with a lot of money with nothing to do. I believe that her relationship with Danielle was a lesbian relationship that went wrong. Danielle was looking for a sugar daddy or mama and that is how she met Kim G. She gave her what she needed at the time. A sponsor and once Kim G pissed off Danielle she went and found a new one. Kim G’s 15 minutes are up.

I am so so so sick of Teresa. What happen to her? Is this the same person from last season? The same thing that happen to Nene (RHOA) happen to Teresa. She turned Hollywood. Her head got as big as my ass. Actually I think Teresa’s head may match her ass. This whole season all she did was brag and pick at Danielle. She needs to spend more time teaching her girls home training instead of getting involved in nonsense. I could not believe how her children behaved on the vacation. Yelling and screaming in public places, trying to hit Caroline in the face, and talking back to adults. Teresa is trying to raise little divas and should be trying to raise little ladies. Another thing Teresa and Nene have in common is that they are broke. I understand when investments go bad but to spend what you don’t have is crazy. I hope that Teresa gets her finances in order for the sake of her children. She shouldn’t teach her daughters to just throw money away.

Can’t wait for the reunion show. I hope Danielle doesn’t sing.

New Jersey brings the drama!

Danielle is crazy. The Manzo’s throw a party. Jacqueline’s daughter needs a reality check and Teresa’s family is too cute.

This season gets right to the drama. Let’s start with the insane crazy lady that everybody loves to hate. Danielle really has some major issues. It’s funny to me how she wants us to think that everybody is against her for no reason. I must admit last season I felt a little sorry for her but now I am seeing her for what she is. A crazy, needy, psycho bitch that is obviously missing something in her life. It makes me upset to see her put her children in the middle of her nonsense. This woman needs to talk to a therapist not a priest. Danielle is a devil in disguise.

 

Dina seemed a little weird to me with the cats and all those statues around her house. She doesn’t look as happy as she did last season. Maybe if she had her daughter on the show she would be in a better mood. I am glad Dina didn’t go along with the gossip at Caroline party. Why listen to some drunken old lady talk about someone she is friends with. If she wasn’t Danielle’s friend then why does she let Danielle run a tab at her store?

 

Jacqueline and her husband are so cute. They seem to have a lot of respect and love for each other and I love it. I was a little confused about Jacqueline saying she would still be friends with Danielle. On the reunion show Jacqueline said she was done and didn’t want anything to do with her. Did they make up after the show? Ashley needs a reality check. She is disrespectful, rude and spoiled. I think Chris and Jacqueline show stop paying for her car and show Ashley how hard it is out in the real world. One day she will learn and I hope it’s not the hard way.

 

Caroline is so sweet. Seeing her with her husband made me smile. He looks great. Caroline surprised me at the party. I didn’t like the way she starting gossiping with that trash box, drunken friend of Danielle’s. She should have known better.

Teresa’s family has a beautiful relationship. The girls seem to be a little spoiled but what do you expect when you are raising four little divas. I hope that Teresa can just ignore Danielle and not fall into the gossip like last season.

Basketball Wives

VH1 has put together an unstable group of divas for this show. The title of the show should be Ex-Basketball Wives, Girlfriends and Jump offs.

Shaunie O’Neal is the Queen Bee. To my understanding she is the one who had the idea for the show and presented it to VH1. I hope she didn’t hand pick these crazies. Shaunie seems to be the most mature but then again the season has just started.

Evelyn Lozada is former fiancé of Antonio Walker. I have never seen her before. Did she have a day job before she met Antonio? What is she doing now that she is no longer with him? Within the first 5 minutes of her story she starts to cry about how hard her relationship was and how it affected her daughter. Evelyn should be showing her daughter how to be a strong woman. Instead she comes on national TV to tell all of her business?

Gloria Govan is obviously young, stupid and very naïve. What can she tell a woman like Shaunie about being a basketball wife? She thinks her man is so different from everyone else. She is living in a fantasy world.

Suzie Ketcham who???

Jennifer Williams is married to Eric Williams and it must be for the money. From what I have seen so far he is unattractive and mean. Their relationship seems to be very unstable but she has decided to stay. Is her happiness worth the hype of being a basketball wife?

Royce gives a new meaning to trash. All the dancing and shaking her ass just lets me know she craves attention. When she pulled her pants down I felt sorry for her. It’s obvious that she doesn’t love herself or she wouldn’t act this way. All of the woman say that they don’t want to be around her because she makes them look bad. I disagree. She makes herself look bad.

Can’t wait to see what else these ladies have in store for us this season.

Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business

The Norwood’s are just like any other family. Loving parents and two talented children. As the season goes I think we will see how dysfunctional this family really is and how being a celebrity doesn’t make you different from anybody else.

Sonja Norwood is a loving wife, mother and manager. She has put everything on hold including her marriage to make sure that Brandy and Ray J weren’t taken advantage of in such a cut throat business. Sonja doesn’t take any crap but it seems like she spoils Ray J. Spoiling him will just make it hard for the woman in life. He will probably expect her to baby him just like his mom. Her decision to focus on other things is a great idea. I know Brandy will be able to handle it but not too sure about Ray J.

Willie Norwood Sr. is laid back. He has taken the backseat and let Mama Sonja take care of the business. I can see how her career has taken over and he is feeling a little lonely. Hopefully they can get back what they had 35 years ago and not be a victim of divorce like most child star parents.

Brandy’s teeth look great. I bet it cost a lot of money to have that beautiful smile. Her make-up in the interviews was horrible. She didn’t look like herself. Brandy should fire her make-up artist. Where was Syrai? Will she be making an appearance this season? I wasn’t feeling Bran-New or whatever Brandy wants to call herself on this new album. When she started to rap it was the worst. It is definitely not a good image for her and neither is dating Flo-rida. He is so gross and maybe a nice guy but he is not on the same level as Brandy. I think he had a hidden agenda for wanting to take Brandy to the Grammys. Flo-rida just wants publicity.

Ray J is fine. Short but fine. Most of the time I didn’t understand anything that came out of his mouth. It seemed like he was trying to talk like he was from the hood. Ray J’s crew looks like a bunch of 8th grade rejects. I understand that he wants to help out his family but these guys just make him look bad. Ray J doesn’t need to hang out with this unmotivated group of lames. Are these guys some kind of rap group or just a group of losers trying to use Ray J?

Guest Blogger Lynn Hudson on RHONY

Wow, after watching the Real Housewives of New York last night, I just have to say WOW!

It really felt like the entire episode was a dump on Bethenny session. The only housewives who didn’t dump on Bethenny were Kelly because they never had much interaction and Alex, who is just the nicest person in the world!

The show opened with Bethenny and Ramona walking across the Brooklyn Bridge to meet Alex and Simon for lunch. I’m really so over the Ramona hating Brooklyn nonsense! Who cares if Ramona ever sets foot there again? Really? Ramona was more brutal and vicious than I have ever seen her before. Maybe it seems that way because it was Bethenny that she was attacking, but Ramona did say several times at last year’s reunion that she “wanted to get back at you”; she said it to Bethenny and to LuAnn. Ramona’s childhood cannot be blamed anymore, I’m sorry that she had a difficult childhood but enough is enough, you’re 50+ years old with a husband and a daughter! You know right from wrong! How dare you attack Bethenny? The apology was not sincere, go away Ramona!

Did anyone else notice that when Kelly was trying to interview strangers on the streets of New York it was all men that she tried to talk to? She literally walked around women to get to the men and even grabbed two little boys? Great job Kelly, you try to stop strangers in the street to ask them what they think about accessories? That’s been done Kelly; it’s not innovative or anything special. Am I the only one who’s never heard of Gotham Magazine? Your cap is not trendy Kelly, my 9-year old son wears one all winter long. What moron doesn’t know how to use a digital camera? We’ve heard enough about your ex-husband, let it go!

Now Countless and Evil Jill in bed together is going to give me nightmares for weeks! LuAnn, most bedrooms are darkened at night, that’s what happens when the sun goes down, (is she kidding me with this?) And now we know where that ONE copy of LuAnn’s book that sold ended up, Jill’s guest room!

I think our poor Bethenny cried more in this one episode than we had seen her cry since season 1. When she was talking to Alex about her father, it was heartbreaking. For those who didn’t know, Bethenny’s father was a famous race horse trainer and he died in November of last year. When she quickly said that he wouldn’t see her, my heart broke! How can you turn away your daughter while on your death bed?

LuAnn’s scenes consisted of her going to a thrift store to talk about a fundraiser and her rattling off her requirements for her new home in New York to a realtor. Wow she is exciting! Lose LuAnn!

Jill visits Alex pretending to care about Alex’s feelings and the boys , obviously all for show. The ever stubborn Jill STILL refuses to agree to reach out to Bethenny even after Alex practically told Jill that Bethenny’s father is very ill. Jill just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t she?

So we learn this episode that it was Ramona who told Jill that Kelly and Bethenny had called a truce. Ramona is starting to get an E Rating here too (E for Evil) What reason could Ramona possibly have to repeat that type of information? To cause trouble maybe?

The scene at Ramona’s house between Jill and Bethenny was extremely frustrating. Mostly because the whole idea was for them to talk alone. Didn’t you love when LuAnn said, “did you want to talk to Jill or did you want to talk to me?” Hysterical, why would Bethenny want to talk to LuAnn?

LuAnn couldn’t stop butting her big horse face into the conversation. Tea? I wanted to dump the tea over her head! Did you ever see anyone so stubborn as Jill was? But do you guys think that if they were truly alone, the conversation would have been different? Jill knew that LuAnn was listening and for some reason, she didn’t want to do anything to hurt that relationship. Jill is still star struck over the “Countess” title and LuAnn has proven that it doesn’t mean Class!

Bethenny leaves and Countless says, “she didn’t even say hello to me” What Countess? I can’t believe it! Don’t you get it? Bethenny hates you LuAnn, but this isn’t about YOU! Holy crap! Then we see the fake crying from Jill, who asks, “am I a bitch because I didn’t cry?” Well yes, you are Jill and the fake tears didn’t change that!

If any of you were in Bravo’s Bubble Talk during the show you would have vomited as I did watching Kelly tweet! She actually said that Jill sacrificed herself this season for ratings. Jill claimed in the media that she was warned by Bravo producers to “Bring the drama or lose the apple”. Of course, if that were true, it would be considered a veiled threat meaning either you make the drama happen this season or you’re fired. Personally I don’t believe it and Andy Cohen released a statement to the press stating that No Housewife is told what to do, what to say or how to act and I believe him.

Let’s pretend for one minute that what Jill and Kelly are claiming is true and Bravo Producers insisted that Jill act this way or get fired. (I know, its crazy but stay with me for a minute) Would any of you really lower your standards, lose your integrity, let your daughter and mother see you act this way and completely ruin your reputation with the public on the off chance that you would be released from a TV Reality show? That is what Jill is claiming she has done. So she’s done it purposely to keep this gig, or she really is being herself, either way, Jill is the most horrible and hated woman in New York City!

Thank you for allowing me to guest blog!

You can follow me on Twitter @LynnNChicago

Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too!

Every network for some reason thinks they should have a show about finding love. The Oxygen Network has created Loves Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too! Love Games is about three Bad Girl rejects living in a mansion trying to find true love. So not the case with the show. They want their 15 minutes of fame, not a lasting relationship.

We have Kendra from the last season of The Bad Girls Club. She was the slut of her season. She slept around with various guys and girls, got more than one beat down, and played “do bitch” for cast mate Natalie, until Natalie was sent home for beating Kendra around for the second time. How is this unstable woman a catch for any man? I find her trashy, confused and in need of a good therapist. Any woman who sleeps around as much as she does obviously doesn’t love herself.

Its kills me to say this but Amber seems to be the most stable woman on the show. I don’t know what kind of true love she expects to find among these obviously unemployed group of guys, but I bet she is getting a decent paycheck trying to figure it out. Will she pick the dork she was making out with at the club? Of course she will. Amber seems to like men that she can control. Only time will tell.

Last but not least we have Sarah. She is the only one I feel who is really looking for love. She looked really hurt when Kendra chose one of the guys she really liked. If I were Sarah I would have given Kendra a smack in the face. That’s just wrong, but what do you expect from trash? I hope Sarah finds someone that cares for her, treats her with the respect she deserves and also loves her boobs as much as she does.

The Style Channel steps it up with new show “Jerseylicious”

OMG! The ladies on Jerseylicious are a different breed. Their big hair, clown make-up and obvious lack of education is so entertaining.

 

Gayle and Christy are the owners of the salon and have their hands full with this group of stylist. They found a great way to get new business. Just hire some weirdoes to work for you and have it on national TV. People will come in just to see if people like this really exist.

 

Anthony is a pretty cool guy. He is committed to his family and tries to stay away from the drama. Sometimes he can come off a little suspect.

 

Gigi needs a new boyfriend. He’s so jealous and always ready to fight. Who wants to live with that drama? He will never change. Once they are married it will get worst.

 

Alexa’s a stuck up BITCH. She likes to brag about her experience as a celebrity stylist and all the people she knows. If Alexa is such a great stylist why is she working at a salon in Jersey? That’s because she’s a liar and wants to make herself look good in front of the camera.

Tracy is the biggest bitch of them all and likes to keep up drama. Her hair, make-up and clothes look like something out of the 80’s. She is constantly picking fights with Olivia for no reason. Does she think that Olivia still wants that loser boyfriend of hers? I think Tracy is just insecure. If you dressed like that wouldn’t you be?

 

Olivia is a lost soul. She can kiss ass better than she applies make-up. Her nose is so far up Alexa’s ass its ridiculous. Tracy picks on Olivia because she can. She knows that Olivia will not try and fight her back. Hopefully one day Olivia will get a clue.

Is Jill showing her true colors?

Is Jill finally showing her true colors?

It was another drama filled episode for the Real Housewives of High School. LuAnn and Jill the two mean girls of the group are stirring up more trouble as usual.

LuAnn is divorced and now she doesn’t have a life. If she is so fabulous and classy why is she playing three way games with Jill? To me LuAnn is countless and classless. Any grown woman would recognize that this is the childish way to handle anything and should stay out of Jill and Bethenny’s drama. It’s not LuAnn's fight.

Jill is a hot mess. She is coming across very fake and childish this season. If Jill’s feelings are hurt she should go and talk to Bethenny. Don’t run around town and tell everyone your business. Approach the situation head on like an adult. Obviously as we seen last night Jill is being very immature. It upsets me to see grown women act this way. Jill should maybe go through that new book of hers and read some of the advice she gives to others.

Is Bethenny being very naïve when it comes to Kelly? She couldn’t have thought one sip of a skinny girl martini would make Kelly be on her side. Kelly has no sides. She is on a planet all by herself. It’s a very strange planet. The argument between Kelly and Bethenny in Brooklyn was so stupid. Bethenny should have never thought that Kelly was going to let her talk about her fake BFF/mama Jill. For some reason I think Jill and LuAnn are jealous because of Bethenny’s success with the show. Bethenny is just doing want all the housewives do. She is using the show to promote her business. Take advantage of it now because the show will not last forever. Maybe Bethenny should tell LuAnn and Jill to get a hobby.

Kelly is still a weirdo. Her reaction to the hot guy who interviewed her was like a giggly little girl. I can understand why she wants to marry a great man just like her ex-husband. What woman doesn’t want to marry a great man? It’s a reason why they are divorced. Maybe he wasn’t so great. She probably just wants a man with money. Kelly did recognize that Jill’s email regarding Bethenny was threatening and childish. Let’s hope she puts Jill in check and doesn’t just kiss her ass like always.

Ramona almost brought me to tears. It has to be hard to be so open about her pass and the pain she went through. I am so glad she is not getting in the middle of everybody’s mess but something tells me she is just dying to give her opinion.

I am ready to see the episode where Alex grows some balls and puts Jill in her place. Other than she and Simon are pretty dull.

Dancing with the Stars

Who would have thought Shannen would go before Kate?

Shannen is the first to go. This is not unusual for Shannen since she is always getting fired. She is used to it.

Kate didn’t do a very good job this week. I was very shocked to see that she did not go home first. As we know DWTS is a popularity contest and Kate is not the viewer’s number one pick. Why do the viewer’s dislike her? Could it be her annoying and controlling personality? Maybe she got enough votes this week because the nanny let the kids stay up and vote.

Why was Pamela Anderson in the bottom three? I think there is a few playboy bunnies pulling out their hater cards and are trying to send her home. She is doing a great job and I think she will make it to at least the top five.

The Old guy made it to week 2??????????

Niecy Nash brings life to the show. She is doing her thing but I am so pissed at wardrobe. How come every time it’s someone on the show that is bigger than a size 5 they give them the ugliest outfits? Niecy needs to get her own stylist because they are trying to make her look like a fool.

Who will go home next week?

Real Housewives of New York

Will Jill & Bethanny make-up already?

I'm getting bored.

Bethenny’s life has changed this season. She is no longer struggling and crying every episode because she wants to have a baby and get married. LuAnn has now filled the lonely and emotional position. I do understand why Jill maybe a little upset with Bethenny. She should have went to the hospital to see Bobby. Sending flowers is just too impersonal and she probably just had her assistant do that. Bethenny needs to sit down and talk to Jill without the body guards and I think they can work it out.

Kelly came to support Bethenny’s event. She is trying to be the bigger person but she is still very weird. I think she is the one on prozac.

Alex and Simon are strange. Would Simon just come out of the closet already?

Ramona could have confronted LuAnn at a better time and place but sometimes when you get angry you can lose your temper.

Jill and LuAnn are bitches. All they do is start drama. Jill’s dress at the Saks party looked like aluminum foil and LuAnn’s dress made her look like an old lady trying to be young. LuAnn makes smart comments to see what your reaction is going to be. She acts as if she is giving compliments but she is just being rude.

LuAnn is not royalty, has no class, and acts as if she is something she is not. Jill should sit down with Bethenny and have a conversation to try and be friends or just to clear the air. I wish Jill and LuAnn would find something to do like focus on their children instead of acting like one.

VH1 Presents Basketball Wives

From Candy Girls to Housewives

VH1 Presents

Basketball Wives

Season Premiere  April 11th 10pm

The Bad Girls Club Reunion Part 2

So glad it’s finally over. Who will be the next jobless, big mouth bitches to take over the bad girls house?

Why does Perez Hilton give Natalie so much attention? Maybe because he is a media whore just like she is. He never really asked any of the other girls any questions and basically let Natalie run the whole show. Oxygen should get a better host.

Flo is my girl. She is never scared to say exactly how she feels. She wears her heart on her sleeve and that is why the girls get to her. I believe Natalie did call Flo to try and make friends but once the cameras came on Natalie started doing Natalie.

Amber’s boyfriend proposed. Who cares? Did he see the way she acted on the show? He has one crazy bitch on his hands.

Again Annie and Lexie should have stayed home.

Kate needs to get a clue and just shut up. Every time she opens her mouth one of the girls shut her up.

Kendra’s a punk. She has admitted to being scared of Flo but then calls her a bitch when she is taken off stage. Kendra really takes bitchassness to another level.

That wraps this season of The Bad Girls Club. Hopefully these ladies will look at this and learn from their behavior but probably not.

What Chilli Wants April 11th on VH1

Another celebrity trying to find love??

Will this be another one of those VH1 shows that has people acting an ass on TV just to get their 15 minutes? I think so but I can't wait to see it!

What Chilli Wants: Supertrailer: "What Chilli Wants Premieres Sunday, April 11th at 10:30 pm et/pt!"

Dancing With The Stars Season Premier

Who do you think will win this season?

 

Niecy Nash brought her great personality to the stage and killed it. She is working those curves and doesn’t care what anybody thinks. You Go Girl!!!!

Kate Gosselin did ok. I just can’t help but think she wants to get sympathy votes. This is really a popularity contest so I bet she will be kicked off first.

Buzz Aldrin is like 90.  Bless his heart. Every season DWTS has to put a senior citizen on the show to let us know they don't discriminate. Who is this guy any way?

Chad Ochocinco How you doin? (In my Wendy Williams voice). So fine and also teamed up with my favorite DWTS cast member Cheryl Burke. I think she is into the brothers.

Shannen Doherty has a job. Let’s hope she can keep this one without getting fired.

Nicole Scherzinger is a pretty good dancer. She and her partner have great chemistry. I predict they will be dating by the end of the season.

Pamela Anderson really surprised me. I thought she would be off beat and rhythm less but she worked it.

 

 

I hope Niecy can win this one.

Real Housewives of NY

Are these bitches over 40 or still in high school?

Lu Ann and Jill are joined at the hip this season. Could it be because LuAnn is single, divorced and lonely? Jill befriends people who are struggling and lonely so she can feel good about herself. Who saves messages for months and plays it for everyone to hear? Sounds like someone looking for more air time. Good job Jill. How two faced is Jill when she tells Kelly how great it is to be in Playboy but then talks behind her back in her interviews about how she should be ashamed. Is this classy Countess?

LuAnn is a different person this season. She is running around with Jill talking smack about everybody. This lady obviously knows nothing about class. I bet sales on her book will be really down after this season.

Alex finally allowed Simon to bring his boy toy into their relationship. These two are too freaky for me.

 Bethenny looks really tanned this season. I didn’t know if that was her or Snooki from Jersey Shore. I didn’t think it was anything wrong with the way she confronted Jill. I think if Luann and Kelly were not there to be the bodyguards Jill may have talked it out with Bethenny and maybe settled their differences.

I don’t like Kelly. She didn’t impress me last season and this season things haven’t changed. The conversation she had with her daughters didn’t make sense to me. It seemed very fake and rehearsed. Kelly looks like a tall drag queen. I am not saying she is not hot to some people but to me those crows feet make her look old. When will she realize that Jill is not her friend and she should stop trying to get her approval on everything?

The Bad Girls Reunion Part 1

The Bad Girls Reunion show was boring. The more I watch these ladies yell and scream I realize they are just a bunch of big mouth bitches with no jobs.

Trashbox & Clueless

Natalie loves to hear herself talk. She loves to yell and scream to intimidate the other girls so they will be afraid of her. Natalie just has low self esteem but if you had bad acne , horrible weave , and a head shaped like Jay Leno wouldn’t you.

Lexie and Annie were not worth writing about during the show and since then they are still boring so moving right along.

Amber is pregnant. What a great example she is setting for the young girls who watch the show. Having babies out of wedlock and fighting on national TV. Great mommy material.

Flo is my girl . So glad she gave Natalie a little punch in the month. She needed it. I wish she could have got to Kendra next.

Kendra is a cocky bitch. If you look up fake, scary bitch in the dictionary it would be a picture of her. Some how Kendra thinks she’s a celebrity. She is a joke and a whore. I bet her parents are real proud.

Is Hedi Montag the next cat woman?

Has anyone seen Heidi Montag lately? She looks like the next cat woman.

Cat Woman

When she is not being annoying with her loser husband Spencer Pratt, or making a shitty pop album Heidi is under the knife trying to make herself beautiful. Heidi has stated in many interviews that there is nothing wrong with a little plastic surgery to make you look better.

In my opinion it is definitely something wrong when you have seven procedures in one day. Somebody needs to tell this train wreck to chill out but this blonde bimbo will do anything to be the center of attention. Heidi should do us all a favor and get rid of that douche bag husband.

Real Housewives of NY 3-11-10

This episode was boring. Not enough drama or anything entertaining. The only thing that I found very amusing is how Kelly came over to LuAnn’s for lunch and had to talk to them about something very important. The way she was acting I thought someone had died. She just wanted to tell the other two clowns ( Jill and LuAnn) that she was going to show her ass in Playboy. Big deal! When did Playboy start shooting transvestites? I guess some people would like to see Kelly naked but I just think she is gross.

Ramona and her husband are annoying. It’s like they are competing to be most popular couple. Mario is an ass and Ramona is bipolar.

Alex didn’t have to tell Ramona where she was going. She should have just said she made other plans. She is trying too hard to be everybody’s friend this season.

Bethenny was a little boring this episode. When does she come face to face with Jill? I am ready for that confrontation.

Jill & LuAnn are two over forty bored weirdoes who have nothing to do with their time but chase drama. The first thing Jill asked Alex was does she have any gossip? If that isn’t someone looking for drama I don’t know what is. She is LuAnn’s sidekick this season because LuAnn is divorced, single and needy. I hope they can find something productive to do this season.

Real Housewives of Orange County Season Finale

Lynne & Gretchen are in denial. Alexis wants us to think she is a perfect person. Tamera is newly single and Vicki is a crybaby.

Lynne is a lost cause. She is in denial about how badly she has raised her daughters. She makes excuses for their behavior and doesn’t seem to think that they need help. Lynne’s husband Frank seems to be a very nice guy who loves his family very much and has done everything he could to keep them happy but keeping them happy has landed him in the poor house. I didn’t like when Lynne said that Frank works for her now. To me it seemed like she tried to belittle him. She is not taking any responsibility for their financial situation. I just hope they get their daughters some counseling and learn to control their spending habits.

Gretchen is so blind. She wants us to think that Slade had nothing to do with her purchasing Jo’s music. He has manipulated her so much she is making excuses for him. Slade has lied to her about his history with ex housewife Laurie. Why is Slade broke? Did he get his child support issues taking care of? Gretchen is just in denial about Slade as Lynne is about her parenting skills. I loved the way Slade and Gretchen referred to each other as partners. They threw that around so much I thought someone would have told them to shut up. My prediction is by next season Gretchen will be in debt and Slade will be putting the moves on Tamera. BTW her new single sucks.

Tamera looked great. She seems to be holding up well since her divorce. I can see she and Gretchen still have their issues but I don’t think this will ever change.

Alexis and her husband live in a fantasy world. She is another one who is naïve. She tries to make us believe that her life is perfect and she is a Christian but I just think they are a joke. All the plastic surgery Alexis has had done she looks like a completely different person. I think the Botox has gone to her brain.

Vicki doesn’t like to feel pressure. When she is in the hot seat she wants to go run and hide. That doesn’t sound like a strong person. I was glad that she apologized about some of the things she said about everyone on the show. Vicki was right about what she said about Slade he is an opportunist and he will take Gretchen for everything she has. I don’t think Vicki will be returning next season. I think the drama has become too much for her. She should concentrate more on her loving husband.

Can’t wait until next season. I bet there will be a new housewife.

The Bad Girls Club Season Finale

Annie is trash. Lexie is lost and Amber still wants to be the Queen Bee.

It’s the last episode and only four of the ladies survive this season. Annie’s a crybaby, passive aggressive, backstabbing bitch. She talked about all the girls behind their backs but never said anything to their faces. I wish Kate would have given her a real beat down instead of that little smack on the cheek. Annie talked about Lexie to the guys in the bar and behind her back for no reason. I hope she gets a real beat down on the reunion show.

Kendra is the same slut she has been since day one. She looks like a cute little boy in her bikini if you take out that weave.

Amber wants to be hardcore. All this time she has been acting so tough but getting her ass beat every time. This girl is a joke. She stood up for Annie and all she did was stab her in the back. Rumors is that Amber is pregnant. I wonder if she is pregnant by her alien looking boyfriend?

Lexie is so slow. I feel so bad for her. She looked awful in that bikini but us big girls need love too. I hope she has gotten some professional help since the show.

This season my favorite bad girl was Flo. She was real, cool and looked out for everyone. Can’t wait to see who she knocks out on the reunion show.