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Monday, September 27, 2010

DC Housewives: Boring, Slow & Dull

DC Housewives have to be the worst show of all time. These ladies are boring, dull and lame. Am I the only one who thinks Bravo is taking this housewife thing to far? They should have stopped at New Jersey.

Meet the DC Housewives:
Stacie the beautiful, laid back realtor who doesn’t believe in gay marriage. Who cares? Everyone has their own views and if this is what she believes in than that’s her business. She has 2 beautiful children and a handsome husband. That is great! BORING!!!!!!!!! It’s not entertaining to watch Stacie live her perfect life. This is reality TV right? I know that Stacie and her husband have some kind of arguments, or drama. If not, this reality TV is more scripted than I thought.

Catherine the diva with more wrinkles and crow’s feet than Betty White.  This lady talks too much about nothing. It is obvious to me that she thinks she’s better than everyone with all her opinions and smart comments. She is married to Obama’s photographer and I guess she thinks that gives her the right to talk smack about the president. Catherine is just some skinny bitch, with an accent. Does she have a job? What is her purpose?

Lynda is full of herself. This lady is nuts. I never understand anything she talks about. She walks around with her black boyfriend like he is a trophy. News Flash: It’s plenty of rich white women with money that have black boyfriends. Try another fad.
Mary‘s a crybaby with no backbone. Catherine controls her and talks behind her back about how she raises her kids. Mary complains about her daughter moving back home and wearing her clothes.  I guess that’s the only thing going on in her life.
Michaele and her husband are scam artist. These people should be behind bars. How awful did Michaele look with those cheerleaders? She looked like an ex-playmate straight out of rehab.  Get a real job!

As you can see it’s not much to say about these housewives. I hope that they are not back for another season. This is still just a waste of a good time slot.