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Monday, October 12, 2009

Real Housewives of Atlanta (10-8-09)


This week I am starting with Kim as always because this season she is more of a hot mess than last season. She didn’t come to Kandi’s performance because her daughter was sick. B***S***. Kim finds the time to do anything and everything she wants when her children are sick or not. Kim was probably laid up somewhere with Big Papa or another sugar daddy.


Kandi really seemed upset that Kim didn’t come but she just let it go. Kim said she had a platinum card before Big Papa. Well as a nurse she must have been making a lot of house calls to make that kind of money. Kandi ‘s cool. She wants Kim to give her the same support she gave her when recording Tardy for the Party.

Dwight is a hot mess. He took off in those heels better than any one did. NeNe was one of the first ones to start running and the first to stop. I am with Sheree. NeNe needs to work out.

Another episode with Ed working out. Don’t get me wrong Ed is FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I don’t want to see him working out. It’s boring. Nothing to say about Lisa or Sheree this week but are you surprised. Lisa is trying to have a baby and Sheree is working on her clothing line. I think Kim is winning the popularity award this season. She is the queen of B***S***. People like that always give you something to talk about.

Frankie & Neffe (10-6-09)

We have come to the end of the road for Frankie and Neffe. It has been a long journey for these two and I hope they have grown. This is the only episode I have actually seen them act like human beings and not wild crazy animals.


I know it is very hard to not know where you come from and who your parents are so it hurt me to see Elite cry when she got the DNA test results. Where are Elite’s adopted parents? Are they still in her life? How was her childhood? She never talks about it at all. Neffe seemed to be truly hurt because it was her idea to get the DNA test. Soullow tried to comfort Elite and that showed that he is not a bad person and the family should give him a chance.

Frankie was hurt by the results. She says she knows who the fathers are of all of her children. If so why doesn’t she tell Elite who her father is? It hurts more when your parents lie to you and I think Frankie is lying about knowing who fathered her children.

I hope Frankie and Neffe continue to grow and learn from this experience. Maybe look back at some of the episodes and their behavior and try to change some things. Hopefully they will not be back for season two but if so I will be here to talk about it.

The City (10-6-09)

This week’s blog will be short and sweet. Roxy the master manipulator. I wonder does she get paid more for being a bitch. Whitney needs to be on her A-game because it’s obvious Roxy wants her job. At the photo shoot she had a great idea but she wanted to make Whitney and Kelly look bad. Whitney is sweet but she needs to realize the industry is not so sweet. Roxy is setting her up for failure.



Erin tries to be nice to Olivia. Olivia just has a bad attitude. The assignment this week was to get fake designer bags and accessories. Olivia knew where to go to find the fake bags but gave up on the accessories. Again this week she tells Erin she can do it herself. Why this girl is still employed is beyond me. Someone needs to throw her out on her ass.

Nothing to exciting going on this episode with bold and not so beautiful ladies of The City. Hopefully as the season goes on it gets better.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

The Hills (10-6-09)

The drama continues…….. Kristin is trying to take the high road and talk to Audrina about possibly starting some kind of relationship with Justin. She tells her friend that they are just going to be friends but what we saw on the last episode lets us know this is not her plan.


Stephanie comes over to see Heidi and Spencer’s new house. Once again Spencer is controlling Heidi. He bought a house obviously with Heidi’s money because he doesn’t have a job. He didn’t even talk it over with her. Heidi did what she does best just grin and move on. Spencer is spending their money however he wants to. Did Heidi’s Playboy check pay for this house?

Audrina is such a coward. Kristin invited her to lunch and instead of telling her she couldn’t make it or she doesn’t want to talk to her she stands her up. This just proves what I said before about all of the ladies on the Hills. They are cowards.

Lo is two face. She talks to Kristin about Audrina and then to Audrina about Kristin. I think she just wants friends. Why is she even on the show? She is so boring. Audrina said that it’s a rule that you don’t hook-up with a friends ex. Why did she try and hook-up with Brody last season? Brody and Lauren had a little fling for awhile. Karma is a bitch. Spencer is just rude. He’s rude to the neighbors and their small child. Why do we promote such a termite? He doesn’t make the show. When he turned off the little boys game I wanted to jump through the TV and give him the ass whooping he deserves.

Audrina is such a lost soul. She wasted so much time worrying about Justin. If she would have went to lunch with Kristin maybe it wouldn’t have been so bad to find out that they were making out in the club. Justin likes Kristin strong personality. She doesn’t take his crap and she knows what to expect. Audrina on the other hand is a pushover. This season is boring. Maybe if we had LC and Kristin on the show it would be more fireworks.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Jon & Kate Gosselin Get off my TV!

The media has been going crazy over the feud between Jon & Kate Gosselin. Supposedly Jon took over 200 thousand dollars from their joint account. Now Kate can’t pay her bills or buy food. Kate is full of it. I really don’t think Jon would take food out of his kid’s month but Kate would like us to believe other wise. She wants the media to feel sorry for her. Why don’t we throw her a pity party? Jon and Kate were making somewhere around 50 thousand an episode. Some people raise their kids on a lot less. Get a job!

Jon may have taken the money to piss Kate off. He is no longer included in the show. In many interviews Jon has stated that he wants to be left alone and not in the pubic eye. Since Kate is going to be doing the show with out him and she alleges that he took money Jon has been on The Insider everyday trying to prove his case. I am glad something has gotten his attention besides those young girls he has been seen around with.

These two attention starved individuals are making this show and every situation about them and not their children. What are the kids thinking when they see mommie and daddy on TV saying negative things about each other? They need to grow up and put an end to this ugly feud.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Househusbands of Hollywood (10-3-09)

Househusbands of Hollywood is a new reality show on Fox Reality. The show is about five husbands who stay at home and take care of the house while the wives bring home the bacon. Since the title of the show has Hollywood in it you would think that the couples would be well known Hollywood celebs but that is not true. Some of these people I have never seen or heard of in my life.

                                                        Grant & Jillian Reynolds


These two are such a cute couple. She is the co-host of “Good Day LA” and he is an ex marine/aspiring actor. It’s funny to watch these two go through the typical marriage drama. He is a neat freak and likes to keep the house a certain way. She is a free spirit that just enjoys life. Grant takes good care of their 2 year old daughter Ruby while trying to pursue his dream of becoming an actor.
                                               
Tempestt Bledsoe & Darryl M. Bell



They are the most well know couple on the show. At least in the black community. For those of you who don’t know who they are its Vanessa from “The Cosby Show” and Ron Johnson from “A Different World”. Who knew these two had been dating for 16 years. That is a long time to be in the public eye and keep your relationship quiet. They are the only couple on the show that’s not married. The show is called househusbands but they are both always at home. It’s never really clear what they are working on career wise. Hopefully we will see them in something soon besides old re-runs of “The Cosby Show”.

Billy & Lisa Ashley


Billy is an ex baseball player. Lisa’s a make-up artist to the stars and also has her own skin care line. Billy talks care of their two girls, manages the household and also takes orders over the phone for his wife’s skin care line. Lisa is annoying. She doesn’t teach her daughters to respect their father. I am pretty sure that before he was injured his paycheck is what took care of the household and also got her business started. Lisa talks to Billy like he is one of the children. Hopefully one day she will treat him like he should be treated.
 

Danny & Katherine Barclay


 Who the hell is this guy? He is an aspiring actor and his wife’s a lawyer. All this guy does is seat at home and bitch about how he can’t get an acting job. Doesn’t he know it’s a recession? You can tell Danny is one of those nerds who got picked on in school. He is always in competition with Grant about everything. All his wife talks about is having children. Hopefully he will just get a job because nobody watches this show any way so he won’t be discovered.         


Charlie Mattera


I have no clue who Charlie Mattera is either. His wife does not want to be on camera. I don’t even know her name. For some reason she wants to be anonymous. Maybe because all this guy takes about is how he used to rob banks. His best friend is Ryan O’Neal. That’s all we need to know.

Overall I think the show is boring and not that entertaining. I have been watching for weeks but it’s never anything to blog about. Maybe if the show had actual Hollywood celebrities then it would be entertaining to watch. Don’t know if it will be a season two of Househusbands of Hollywood but I don’t think I will be watching.

The City (9-29-09)

Whitney Port is back. Whitney is a hard working, talented young lady. So many great opportunities have come her way because she seems to be a good person. She has just launched her new clothing line and now in her second season of The City. Roxy is Whitney’s old so-called friend from LA and she is nothing but trouble. How dare she talk behind Whitney’s back to her boss? Doesn’t sound like someone who is thankful for the opportunity?


Olivia has a new position and a new attitude. Erin knew she wasn’t right for that position. She had Olivia figured out pretty fast. Why would Whitney offer to let Roxy sleep on her couch? Its obvious Roxy has something up her sleeve. Why has she resurfaced all of a sudden? Friends from 7th grade just don’t come around ten years later.

Erin gave Olivia a simple task to do for the Today Show. Olivia returned with an even bigger attitude than she had at their first meeting. She can’t take constructive criticism. In the real whole this bitch would have been fired on the spot. You don’t raise your voice to your boss and then tell them to do it themselves. I hope Erin sends her back to getting coffee.

Whitney’s boss knows Roxy is bad news but she decides to give her a job. Why didn’t she tell Whitney what Roxy said the day of the interview? Roxy doesn’t have any friends in NY but she has a house full of people over for a party at Whitney place after Whitney explained to her about the noise policy. If I were Whitney I would send Roxy packing. Twice Olivia screwed up and she has not been working there a week. I wonder who she is sleeping with to keep her job. Maybe we will find out.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

The Hills (9-29-09)

The spoiled privileged kids are back and this time with out Lauren Conrad but with self proclaimed mega bitch Kristin Cavallari. Their parents must be so proud. The buzz about Kirstin’s arrival is going around. Audrina. Lo and Stephanie are discussing her reputation but Audrina says she will give her a chance. Little does she know that Kristin has eyes for Audrina’s on again off again boyfriend in her head Justin Bobby? JB and Audrina have never been an exclusive but some how Audrina always gets played by this player.

The Pratt’s are back. Who knew Kristin introduced these two? That explains a lot. Heidi and Spencer are most annoying couple on TV. I don’t know if I would call them stars or just people who like to be in front of the camera. If Heidi’s not posing for Playboy she quoting bible scriptures and when Spencer is not calling himself King Spencer Pratt he is out pimping his wife at every interview or appearance that she does. Can’t believe she actually wants children now. Babies are having babies so I guess this wouldn’t be unusual.

The drama starts when Kristin starts flirting with JB. Stephanie jumps in and tries to confront her about JB because that is Audrina’s so called ex. Then it’s just bitchin back and fourth. Audrina and Stephanie step down as soon as Kristin raises her voice and let’s them know she is the wrong woman to mess with. Of course Lo just sits in the corner and says nothing because she doesn’t want to get on Kristin bad side. Basically letting everybody know that she is scared of her. Lo is such a coward.

Kristin can only bully the people who are scared of her. She puts on this front like she is so bad because she knows these little scary girls are cowards. Immediately after Kristin arrivals at the restaurant Lo and Stephanie leave and that let’s Kristin know she has the upper hand. Now that Kristin knows Audrina has feelings for JB she flirts with him even more. JB being the player that he is flirts back and next thing you know they are set to go on their first date. While this is going on Audrina is back at home crying over JB just like she has been doing the last two seasons. The women on this show seem clueless. I am beginning to think that they don’t actually watch the show and see how their boyfriends treat them. Hopefully one day they will wake up. More drama next week as Brody’s untamed girlfriend throws a drink in Kristin’s face. Is Kristin as tough as she proclaims to be?

Friday, October 2, 2009

Real Housewives of Atlanta (10-2-09)

Let’s just get right into it. NeNe is still upset about the song. I understand why she is upset but she could have confronted Kim about it at a different time and in a different way. NeNe also called Kandi weak. I don’t think Kandi is weak but like I said before she can’t handle NeNe’s personality. Lisa’s decision to not go to the birthday party was a good idea. She’s not friends with Kim and she didn’t want to be fake.

Sheree’s a snooze. Every suggestion that Dwight gave her she shut it down. When you ask omeone for help you should appreciate their advice. Sheree being the diva that she is she thinks she knows everything but as we can see from her last attempt to put on a fashion show that is not true. Lisa and her husband are so adorable. I hope her husband can figure out what he wants to do as a career and be success. This show isn’t right for Lisa. She should focus more on her family. Everything about her this season has put me to sleep.

Kim singing in the studio made my ears hurt. It was horrible. My five year old niece could do better. She sounds like someone crying for help. I don’t understand how this moron with no personality or talent managed to make a single. Kandi was right when she said you don’t need real talent to sing. Kim will probably be just another one hit wonder. In a few years we will see her on a VH1 Special Reality Star to One Hit Wonder.

Kim’s tits are huge. She should be on the list of worst plastic surgery cases. The dress she wore to the party made her look like she was going to tip over. Kim’s girls are adorable. She shares a little too much information about her relationship with Big papa to them. They are old enough to read and understand everything. I am pretty sure they know he’s married. Kim is not setting a good example. She wants her children to be her friends but she has to have limitations.

The big birthday bash and single release for Kim & Kandi was like Sheree’s independence party. Boring. I love the way Kim pointed out several times how she wanted to include Kandi in her celebration. Kandi should be so honored. Kim’s ring was huge. She is going to have to give out a whole lot of coochie coupons for that. Big Papa finally proposed. How? He is married already. Where is Big Papa’s wife? How come she hasn’t come forward to speak about this public affair that her husband is having? Kim likes to call NeNe ghetto but I think we saw how ghetto Kim was at the party. She yelled bitch every five seconds. Look at my ring bitch. Going to cut the cake bitch. Play my song bitch. Wow really classy.

Kandi’s performance was good. It was so cute to see Kandi’s mom in the audience dancing to her music. I am glad Lisa and her husband went to support. Where was Kim? She is Kandi’s BFF remember. I bet she has a great excuse. Once Kim finishes her album she and Kandi will have a falling out. Kim’s a flake. Soon her 15 minutes will be up and she will be right back at the strip club. Instead of her stage name being Barbie she will be the naughty housewife. Didn’t see much of NeNe this episode. That is probably why it wasn’t that entertaining. Although Nene has went Hollywood I have to admit she is what makes the show.

Frankie & Neffe (9-30-09)




Frankie finally apologized to Yvonne for her actions. It takes courage to do and that shows how she is growing. Neffe is not divorced. What a big surprised? When you have two irresponsible people trying to get something done it never gets done. Soullow is in a rush to get married. Is it because he already knew that Neffe was pregnant? She had to know she was pregnant while taping the show. Since episode one she has been wearing baby doll shirts to hide her stomach.

It’s great to have another female with you for support but Soullow really wanted to be there for Neffe. .It was good to Soullow defend himself. Didn’t know he actually had an opinion. I find it shocking that a woman that has 7 kids can not pronounce fallopian tube. She should really think about taking some classes. Maybe they can also teach her about birth control. Of course Neffe had to put up the same argument she did when she found out she was pregnant two seasons again.. Guess what? She is keeping it. What another big surprise? Hopefully after this one she will get her tubes tied. The show will be over soon and she will have to get a real job.


Episode 2
Elite & Neffe are trying to find out if they have the same father. I think this is great but can they do me a favor and call each other by name and not yell sister every five minutes? I thought Elite was the stable sister. She has unresolved issues as well. Elite needs to get in on some of Frankie & Neffe’s counseling sessions.

Is Frankie really writing a book? She will probably do like all the other reality stars. Tell someone her story and let them do all the work. Let’s see how this works out. Neffe’s father welcomes Elite with open arms. That is really sweet. This is a very serious situation and I can not image growing up my whole life and not knowing who my parents are. At the doctor’s office Frankie made a scene. This is what she does when she feels ashamed or just caught in a lie. She gets loud, annoying and makes an ass out of herself. For Elite and Neffe’s sake I hope he is their father. They are opening wounds over twenty years old. This family should not be on TV. They need to be out of the public eye to work on their issues. These things don’t go away over night.




Thursday, October 1, 2009

Video of the week 9-28-09

Little MJ and Beyonce

The Kardashian-Odom Wedding

Everybody has been talking about the Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian wedding for the last 2 weeks. Enough already. Can we please move on to the next big thing? Khloe and her sisters are smart beautiful women but I am just getting tired of seeing them on TV, magazines and now the radio.



Now about this wedding. Not really sure if this is a publicity stunt or if these two are really in love. My opinion is it’s a little of both. Supposedly Khloe & Lamar met at a bar and he picked up the tab. After that I think they probably went home together and the next thing you know “Juicy Got Him Crazy” and he is ready to put a ring on it. Lamar is not just some average guy you meet at a bar. He is a great athlete and signed a big deal with the Lakers. Khloe knew what she was doing. She can say it’s not about money but would she have married Joe blow who works at a factory this fast?



I also heard that E! picked up the tab for this million dollar wedding. WOW! The economy is shot to hell and people are going hungry. Why not pay for a wedding for two people who don’t have to live paycheck to paycheck? Is this all for the rating they want to get when Lamar & Khloe’s reality show starts? Who knows? I wish them luck and when the drama starts which it already has about the prenup. I will be back to voice my opinion