Dancing With The Stars Season Premier

Who do you think will win this season?

 

Niecy Nash brought her great personality to the stage and killed it. She is working those curves and doesn’t care what anybody thinks. You Go Girl!!!!

Kate Gosselin did ok. I just can’t help but think she wants to get sympathy votes. This is really a popularity contest so I bet she will be kicked off first.

Buzz Aldrin is like 90.  Bless his heart. Every season DWTS has to put a senior citizen on the show to let us know they don't discriminate. Who is this guy any way?

Chad Ochocinco How you doin? (In my Wendy Williams voice). So fine and also teamed up with my favorite DWTS cast member Cheryl Burke. I think she is into the brothers.

Shannen Doherty has a job. Let’s hope she can keep this one without getting fired.

Nicole Scherzinger is a pretty good dancer. She and her partner have great chemistry. I predict they will be dating by the end of the season.

Pamela Anderson really surprised me. I thought she would be off beat and rhythm less but she worked it.

 

 

I hope Niecy can win this one.

Real Housewives of NY

Are these bitches over 40 or still in high school?

Lu Ann and Jill are joined at the hip this season. Could it be because LuAnn is single, divorced and lonely? Jill befriends people who are struggling and lonely so she can feel good about herself. Who saves messages for months and plays it for everyone to hear? Sounds like someone looking for more air time. Good job Jill. How two faced is Jill when she tells Kelly how great it is to be in Playboy but then talks behind her back in her interviews about how she should be ashamed. Is this classy Countess?

LuAnn is a different person this season. She is running around with Jill talking smack about everybody. This lady obviously knows nothing about class. I bet sales on her book will be really down after this season.

Alex finally allowed Simon to bring his boy toy into their relationship. These two are too freaky for me.

 Bethenny looks really tanned this season. I didn’t know if that was her or Snooki from Jersey Shore. I didn’t think it was anything wrong with the way she confronted Jill. I think if Luann and Kelly were not there to be the bodyguards Jill may have talked it out with Bethenny and maybe settled their differences.

I don’t like Kelly. She didn’t impress me last season and this season things haven’t changed. The conversation she had with her daughters didn’t make sense to me. It seemed very fake and rehearsed. Kelly looks like a tall drag queen. I am not saying she is not hot to some people but to me those crows feet make her look old. When will she realize that Jill is not her friend and she should stop trying to get her approval on everything?

The Bad Girls Reunion Part 1

The Bad Girls Reunion show was boring. The more I watch these ladies yell and scream I realize they are just a bunch of big mouth bitches with no jobs.

Trashbox & Clueless

Natalie loves to hear herself talk. She loves to yell and scream to intimidate the other girls so they will be afraid of her. Natalie just has low self esteem but if you had bad acne , horrible weave , and a head shaped like Jay Leno wouldn’t you.

Lexie and Annie were not worth writing about during the show and since then they are still boring so moving right along.

Amber is pregnant. What a great example she is setting for the young girls who watch the show. Having babies out of wedlock and fighting on national TV. Great mommy material.

Flo is my girl . So glad she gave Natalie a little punch in the month. She needed it. I wish she could have got to Kendra next.

Kendra is a cocky bitch. If you look up fake, scary bitch in the dictionary it would be a picture of her. Some how Kendra thinks she’s a celebrity. She is a joke and a whore. I bet her parents are real proud.

Is Hedi Montag the next cat woman?

Has anyone seen Heidi Montag lately? She looks like the next cat woman.

Cat Woman

When she is not being annoying with her loser husband Spencer Pratt, or making a shitty pop album Heidi is under the knife trying to make herself beautiful. Heidi has stated in many interviews that there is nothing wrong with a little plastic surgery to make you look better.

In my opinion it is definitely something wrong when you have seven procedures in one day. Somebody needs to tell this train wreck to chill out but this blonde bimbo will do anything to be the center of attention. Heidi should do us all a favor and get rid of that douche bag husband.

Real Housewives of NY 3-11-10

This episode was boring. Not enough drama or anything entertaining. The only thing that I found very amusing is how Kelly came over to LuAnn’s for lunch and had to talk to them about something very important. The way she was acting I thought someone had died. She just wanted to tell the other two clowns ( Jill and LuAnn) that she was going to show her ass in Playboy. Big deal! When did Playboy start shooting transvestites? I guess some people would like to see Kelly naked but I just think she is gross.

Ramona and her husband are annoying. It’s like they are competing to be most popular couple. Mario is an ass and Ramona is bipolar.

Alex didn’t have to tell Ramona where she was going. She should have just said she made other plans. She is trying too hard to be everybody’s friend this season.

Bethenny was a little boring this episode. When does she come face to face with Jill? I am ready for that confrontation.

Jill & LuAnn are two over forty bored weirdoes who have nothing to do with their time but chase drama. The first thing Jill asked Alex was does she have any gossip? If that isn’t someone looking for drama I don’t know what is. She is LuAnn’s sidekick this season because LuAnn is divorced, single and needy. I hope they can find something productive to do this season.

Real Housewives of Orange County Season Finale

Lynne & Gretchen are in denial. Alexis wants us to think she is a perfect person. Tamera is newly single and Vicki is a crybaby.

Lynne is a lost cause. She is in denial about how badly she has raised her daughters. She makes excuses for their behavior and doesn’t seem to think that they need help. Lynne’s husband Frank seems to be a very nice guy who loves his family very much and has done everything he could to keep them happy but keeping them happy has landed him in the poor house. I didn’t like when Lynne said that Frank works for her now. To me it seemed like she tried to belittle him. She is not taking any responsibility for their financial situation. I just hope they get their daughters some counseling and learn to control their spending habits.

Gretchen is so blind. She wants us to think that Slade had nothing to do with her purchasing Jo’s music. He has manipulated her so much she is making excuses for him. Slade has lied to her about his history with ex housewife Laurie. Why is Slade broke? Did he get his child support issues taking care of? Gretchen is just in denial about Slade as Lynne is about her parenting skills. I loved the way Slade and Gretchen referred to each other as partners. They threw that around so much I thought someone would have told them to shut up. My prediction is by next season Gretchen will be in debt and Slade will be putting the moves on Tamera. BTW her new single sucks.

Tamera looked great. She seems to be holding up well since her divorce. I can see she and Gretchen still have their issues but I don’t think this will ever change.

Alexis and her husband live in a fantasy world. She is another one who is naïve. She tries to make us believe that her life is perfect and she is a Christian but I just think they are a joke. All the plastic surgery Alexis has had done she looks like a completely different person. I think the Botox has gone to her brain.

Vicki doesn’t like to feel pressure. When she is in the hot seat she wants to go run and hide. That doesn’t sound like a strong person. I was glad that she apologized about some of the things she said about everyone on the show. Vicki was right about what she said about Slade he is an opportunist and he will take Gretchen for everything she has. I don’t think Vicki will be returning next season. I think the drama has become too much for her. She should concentrate more on her loving husband.

Can’t wait until next season. I bet there will be a new housewife.

The Bad Girls Club Season Finale

Annie is trash. Lexie is lost and Amber still wants to be the Queen Bee.

It’s the last episode and only four of the ladies survive this season. Annie’s a crybaby, passive aggressive, backstabbing bitch. She talked about all the girls behind their backs but never said anything to their faces. I wish Kate would have given her a real beat down instead of that little smack on the cheek. Annie talked about Lexie to the guys in the bar and behind her back for no reason. I hope she gets a real beat down on the reunion show.

Kendra is the same slut she has been since day one. She looks like a cute little boy in her bikini if you take out that weave.

Amber wants to be hardcore. All this time she has been acting so tough but getting her ass beat every time. This girl is a joke. She stood up for Annie and all she did was stab her in the back. Rumors is that Amber is pregnant. I wonder if she is pregnant by her alien looking boyfriend?

Lexie is so slow. I feel so bad for her. She looked awful in that bikini but us big girls need love too. I hope she has gotten some professional help since the show.

This season my favorite bad girl was Flo. She was real, cool and looked out for everyone. Can’t wait to see who she knocks out on the reunion show.