Is Hedi Montag the next cat woman?

Has anyone seen Heidi Montag lately? She looks like the next cat woman.

Cat Woman

When she is not being annoying with her loser husband Spencer Pratt, or making a shitty pop album Heidi is under the knife trying to make herself beautiful. Heidi has stated in many interviews that there is nothing wrong with a little plastic surgery to make you look better.

In my opinion it is definitely something wrong when you have seven procedures in one day. Somebody needs to tell this train wreck to chill out but this blonde bimbo will do anything to be the center of attention. Heidi should do us all a favor and get rid of that douche bag husband.

Real Housewives of NY 3-11-10

This episode was boring. Not enough drama or anything entertaining. The only thing that I found very amusing is how Kelly came over to LuAnn’s for lunch and had to talk to them about something very important. The way she was acting I thought someone had died. She just wanted to tell the other two clowns ( Jill and LuAnn) that she was going to show her ass in Playboy. Big deal! When did Playboy start shooting transvestites? I guess some people would like to see Kelly naked but I just think she is gross.

Ramona and her husband are annoying. It’s like they are competing to be most popular couple. Mario is an ass and Ramona is bipolar.

Alex didn’t have to tell Ramona where she was going. She should have just said she made other plans. She is trying too hard to be everybody’s friend this season.

Bethenny was a little boring this episode. When does she come face to face with Jill? I am ready for that confrontation.

Jill & LuAnn are two over forty bored weirdoes who have nothing to do with their time but chase drama. The first thing Jill asked Alex was does she have any gossip? If that isn’t someone looking for drama I don’t know what is. She is LuAnn’s sidekick this season because LuAnn is divorced, single and needy. I hope they can find something productive to do this season.

Real Housewives of Orange County Season Finale

Lynne & Gretchen are in denial. Alexis wants us to think she is a perfect person. Tamera is newly single and Vicki is a crybaby.

Lynne is a lost cause. She is in denial about how badly she has raised her daughters. She makes excuses for their behavior and doesn’t seem to think that they need help. Lynne’s husband Frank seems to be a very nice guy who loves his family very much and has done everything he could to keep them happy but keeping them happy has landed him in the poor house. I didn’t like when Lynne said that Frank works for her now. To me it seemed like she tried to belittle him. She is not taking any responsibility for their financial situation. I just hope they get their daughters some counseling and learn to control their spending habits.

Gretchen is so blind. She wants us to think that Slade had nothing to do with her purchasing Jo’s music. He has manipulated her so much she is making excuses for him. Slade has lied to her about his history with ex housewife Laurie. Why is Slade broke? Did he get his child support issues taking care of? Gretchen is just in denial about Slade as Lynne is about her parenting skills. I loved the way Slade and Gretchen referred to each other as partners. They threw that around so much I thought someone would have told them to shut up. My prediction is by next season Gretchen will be in debt and Slade will be putting the moves on Tamera. BTW her new single sucks.

Tamera looked great. She seems to be holding up well since her divorce. I can see she and Gretchen still have their issues but I don’t think this will ever change.

Alexis and her husband live in a fantasy world. She is another one who is naïve. She tries to make us believe that her life is perfect and she is a Christian but I just think they are a joke. All the plastic surgery Alexis has had done she looks like a completely different person. I think the Botox has gone to her brain.

Vicki doesn’t like to feel pressure. When she is in the hot seat she wants to go run and hide. That doesn’t sound like a strong person. I was glad that she apologized about some of the things she said about everyone on the show. Vicki was right about what she said about Slade he is an opportunist and he will take Gretchen for everything she has. I don’t think Vicki will be returning next season. I think the drama has become too much for her. She should concentrate more on her loving husband.

Can’t wait until next season. I bet there will be a new housewife.

The Bad Girls Club Season Finale

Annie is trash. Lexie is lost and Amber still wants to be the Queen Bee.

It’s the last episode and only four of the ladies survive this season. Annie’s a crybaby, passive aggressive, backstabbing bitch. She talked about all the girls behind their backs but never said anything to their faces. I wish Kate would have given her a real beat down instead of that little smack on the cheek. Annie talked about Lexie to the guys in the bar and behind her back for no reason. I hope she gets a real beat down on the reunion show.

Kendra is the same slut she has been since day one. She looks like a cute little boy in her bikini if you take out that weave.

Amber wants to be hardcore. All this time she has been acting so tough but getting her ass beat every time. This girl is a joke. She stood up for Annie and all she did was stab her in the back. Rumors is that Amber is pregnant. I wonder if she is pregnant by her alien looking boyfriend?

Lexie is so slow. I feel so bad for her. She looked awful in that bikini but us big girls need love too. I hope she has gotten some professional help since the show.

This season my favorite bad girl was Flo. She was real, cool and looked out for everyone. Can’t wait to see who she knocks out on the reunion show.

Kate Gosselin on Dancing with the Stars

Kate Gosselin is going to be on this season of DWTS. She has gotten rid of that old Salt N Pepa 80’s hairdo and is ready to shake her money maker. It’s about time Kate is bringing home the bacon so the kids can rest.

Do you think Jon will vote for Kate?

Real Housewives of New York Season Premiere 3-4-10

Bethanny got a life. Jill is upset. Luann is a phony and the rest are just crazy.

WOW! What a great way to start out the new season. NY is trying to bring the rating up with drama in the first episode. Watch out Atlanta.

Alex is being very friendly this season. I must say that this is the first episode I have never seen Simon at all. I was beginning to think he was the sixth housewife. I hope they have tamed their children a little better this season.

Is Ramona bipolar? I think she should be tested ASAP. She’s either bipolar or going through menopause. Either way I think she looks great for her age and if she wants to wear a bikini then that is her prerogative. Ramona’s husband Mario is a bully and she should have apologized to LuAnn for him being an a**.

LuAnn’s a fake. She seems very scripted. What is real about this woman besides her being cheap? Everything is about money, who you are and where have you been. She should concentrate more on her children and less on going out. Does she have a job? Is she promoting something at all of these events? Maybe she is promoting her future music career. Why does every housewife want to be a one hit wonder?

Jill looks very sad this season. I think that the economy being down has got her off her high horse. I am truly sorry to hear that her husband had to battle cancer and that she and Bethenny are no longer friends. What I didn’t like was the fact that she was talking about Bethenny to Kelly. She knows that Kelly is the wrong person to vent her feelings to and if she wants Bethenny back as a friend this is not the way to do it.

Kelly looks like He-Man. This immature high school bully is just out to bash everything that Bethenny does. I was definitely not looking forward to Kelly returning to the show. I was hoping that she would quit and go get the help she really needs.

Bethenny has a new man, successful books and a baby on the way. She is in her glory. I can see how Jill’s friendship can be draining but she should have gone to go see Jill’s husband in the hospital. Bethenny is taking advantage of being on the show by promoting her business and products and I think the other housewives are upset because they are not doing as well as she has. This show is not going to last forever so its best to take advantage while you can.

Next week Jill and Bethenny will be face to face. This is where the real drama begins.

Real Housewives of OC Season Finale 3-4-10

Lynne’s girls get drunk. Tamera wants a divorce and Vicki dresses like a prostitute.

The OC finale is over and let’s hope the reunion show is better than the whole boring season. Since some of the other ladies have left like Jeanne and Tammy this show sucks.

Simon is an asshole. I couldn’t understand why he was giving Tamera a hard time about her outfit, make up and Vicki. It seems like he just wanted to ruin Tamera’s good time. He questioned her as a mother and I was glad to see Tamera stand up for herself when she told Simon he should get a job. Now I see why they are divorced. I couldn’t put up with that controlling behavior.



Vicki looked like a prostitute in that dress she had on at the party. She looked like she was going for an interview at the Cat House. We all know she is a go getter. She couldn’t just let Tamara vent about her problems. She had to give her opinion about what she thinks and why she said what she said. Vicki and Tamera act like two lesbians. I won’t be surprise if they were bumping p*****.


I am convinced that Alexis used to be Alex. Her huge hands and big feet just gross me out. If beauty is her gift why did she get all of that work done? It’s obvious that the women in her family don’t age very well. Just look at her mom. What did the eyebrow lift do? She still looks very old. Maybe their idea of beauty is different than mine. I don’t think The Christian Alexis will be able to watch her tongue on the reunion show. Maybe her pastor will be in the audience to help her with that. She is a joke.

Lynne’s girls showed up and showed out at the party. Can you say BEAT THAT ASS!!!!! These girls are disrespectful, rude and obviously missing something. That something is discipline. Lynne and her husband don’t have a clue. They have tried these girls like little princesses way to long and now they are paying for it. Instead of putting on a leather jacket Lynne should be wearing a leather belt to beat the hell out of these whiny brats. I think Tom & Jerry could do a better job in raising kids then these two weirdoes. Where is Dr. Drew? This family needs counseling. I hope Alexis/Alex has them on her prayer list.


Gretchen thinks Slade is something he’s not. Slade looks like a homeless beach bum. At the beginning of season 2 when Slade and Jo were not together Slade went out with Laurie. Did Gretchen miss that episode or is she just the biggest idiot ever? They were dressed up like they were getting married. His suite from Men’s warehouse and her white dress from Rave. Don’t think they are the next Brad and Angelina. Does Slade have a job? Is he still on probation for nonpayment of child support? He couldn’t make Jo’s music career a success so he wants to try and make Gretchen the next housewife one hit wonder. Gretchen seems to be a very sweet girl but very naïve. This is one person that should listen to Vicki.


This season had a lot of unnecessary boring drama and also some of the same Vicki drama that she brings on herself. They added a new Christian to the group but as we know they only last one season (hopefully). The OC housewives are getting to old and it’s time for a change. Maybe have The Real Housewives of Miami or maybe have a show about housewives that are actually housewives and do more than just shop, workout, and travel.