DC Housewives: Boring, Slow & Dull

DC Housewives have to be the worst show of all time. These ladies are boring, dull and lame. Am I the only one who thinks Bravo is taking this housewife thing to far? They should have stopped at New Jersey.

Meet the DC Housewives:

Stacie the beautiful, laid back realtor who doesn’t believe in gay marriage. Who cares? Everyone has their own views and if this is what she believes in than that’s her business. She has 2 beautiful children and a handsome husband. That is great! BORING!!!!!!!!! It’s not entertaining to watch Stacie live her perfect life. This is reality TV right? I know that Stacie and her husband have some kind of arguments, or drama. If not, this reality TV is more scripted than I thought.

Catherine the diva with more wrinkles and crow’s feet than Betty White.  This lady talks too much about nothing. It is obvious to me that she thinks she’s better than everyone with all her opinions and smart comments. She is married to Obama’s photographer and I guess she thinks that gives her the right to talk smack about the president. Catherine is just some skinny bitch, with an accent. Does she have a job? What is her purpose?

Lynda is full of herself. This lady is nuts. I never understand anything she talks about. She walks around with her black boyfriend like he is a trophy. News Flash: It’s plenty of rich white women with money that have black boyfriends. Try another fad.

Mary‘s a crybaby with no backbone. Catherine controls her and talks behind her back about how she raises her kids. Mary complains about her daughter moving back home and wearing her clothes.  I guess that’s the only thing going on in her life.

Michaele and her husband are scam artist. These people should be behind bars. How awful did Michaele look with those cheerleaders? She looked like an ex-playmate straight out of rehab.  Get a real job!

As you can see it’s not much to say about these housewives. I hope that they are not back for another season. This is still just a waste of a good time slot.

Real Housewives of New Jersey

Hello All! I know it has been awhile since my last post but I am back! So much has happen but I’ve been following all of this seasons episodes. So let’s get right to it.

The ladies of RHONJ were a bit boring this season. Dina left the show, Danielle is still crazy and Teresa is bankrupt (Not surprised). There are rumors that Danielle is leaving the show. If that’s true the show would be just as boring as the DC housewives. Talk about a waste of a good time slot!

Danielle is a whack job. This woman obviously has some major issues. I think that is one of the qualifications of being on the Bravo network. You must have issues. Danielle’s issues stem from her childhood. She never got that much attention and now she will do anything to be in the spotlight. You would think after 47 years and having children one would grow up. Every where she goes she has to have security. For some reason she fears for her life. Oprah doesn’t have that much security and she is more important than Danielle.

She should be worried about the person she kidnapped in the pass coming back to kick her ass not four prissy housewives from New Jersey. This lady is psycho, confused and crazy. First season she is looking for a man with money to take care of her and her girls but now she’s a lesbian. I am not surprised. Danielle will pop that coochie for anyone who has money. Let’s pray her children don’t grow up just as confused and crazy as she is. It may just be too late.

Jacqueline is so sweet. She seems to be a loving wife and mother who wants to enjoy life. Her husband Chris is a no nonsense kind of guy. I think if he was around from day one giving Ashley the beat down she might not be so spoiled and immature. Jacqueline seems too sweet to be on the show. I know we are seeing one side to her but I don’t think she is as crazy as everybody else.

Dina left the show to get away from Danielle. WTF? Does Dina really think we believe she let Danielle mess with her money? There is a story behind this and I hope the media can figure it out soon.

Caroline is a terminator. She calls it like she sees it and she doesn’t play games. She knew Danielle was trash and the other ladies didn’t listen. I am so glad she didn’t get involved with the Danielle and Kim G drama. Her kids are nice, respectful and well trained. I didn’t really understand the sit down with Danielle. I love Caroline but she’s no miracle worker. She can’t fix Danielle or even make her listen to reason.

Kim G wants to be the 5th house wife. She seems like a lonely old lady with a lot of money with nothing to do. I believe that her relationship with Danielle was a lesbian relationship that went wrong. Danielle was looking for a sugar daddy or mama and that is how she met Kim G. She gave her what she needed at the time. A sponsor and once Kim G pissed off Danielle she went and found a new one. Kim G’s 15 minutes are up.

I am so so so sick of Teresa. What happen to her? Is this the same person from last season? The same thing that happen to Nene (RHOA) happen to Teresa. She turned Hollywood. Her head got as big as my ass. Actually I think Teresa’s head may match her ass. This whole season all she did was brag and pick at Danielle. She needs to spend more time teaching her girls home training instead of getting involved in nonsense. I could not believe how her children behaved on the vacation. Yelling and screaming in public places, trying to hit Caroline in the face, and talking back to adults. Teresa is trying to raise little divas and should be trying to raise little ladies. Another thing Teresa and Nene have in common is that they are broke. I understand when investments go bad but to spend what you don’t have is crazy. I hope that Teresa gets her finances in order for the sake of her children. She shouldn’t teach her daughters to just throw money away.

Can’t wait for the reunion show. I hope Danielle doesn’t sing.

New Jersey brings the drama!

Danielle is crazy. The Manzo’s throw a party. Jacqueline’s daughter needs a reality check and Teresa’s family is too cute.

This season gets right to the drama. Let’s start with the insane crazy lady that everybody loves to hate. Danielle really has some major issues. It’s funny to me how she wants us to think that everybody is against her for no reason. I must admit last season I felt a little sorry for her but now I am seeing her for what she is. A crazy, needy, psycho bitch that is obviously missing something in her life. It makes me upset to see her put her children in the middle of her nonsense. This woman needs to talk to a therapist not a priest. Danielle is a devil in disguise.

 

Dina seemed a little weird to me with the cats and all those statues around her house. She doesn’t look as happy as she did last season. Maybe if she had her daughter on the show she would be in a better mood. I am glad Dina didn’t go along with the gossip at Caroline party. Why listen to some drunken old lady talk about someone she is friends with. If she wasn’t Danielle’s friend then why does she let Danielle run a tab at her store?

 

Jacqueline and her husband are so cute. They seem to have a lot of respect and love for each other and I love it. I was a little confused about Jacqueline saying she would still be friends with Danielle. On the reunion show Jacqueline said she was done and didn’t want anything to do with her. Did they make up after the show? Ashley needs a reality check. She is disrespectful, rude and spoiled. I think Chris and Jacqueline show stop paying for her car and show Ashley how hard it is out in the real world. One day she will learn and I hope it’s not the hard way.

 

Caroline is so sweet. Seeing her with her husband made me smile. He looks great. Caroline surprised me at the party. I didn’t like the way she starting gossiping with that trash box, drunken friend of Danielle’s. She should have known better.

Teresa’s family has a beautiful relationship. The girls seem to be a little spoiled but what do you expect when you are raising four little divas. I hope that Teresa can just ignore Danielle and not fall into the gossip like last season.

Basketball Wives

VH1 has put together an unstable group of divas for this show. The title of the show should be Ex-Basketball Wives, Girlfriends and Jump offs.

Shaunie O’Neal is the Queen Bee. To my understanding she is the one who had the idea for the show and presented it to VH1. I hope she didn’t hand pick these crazies. Shaunie seems to be the most mature but then again the season has just started.

Evelyn Lozada is former fiancé of Antonio Walker. I have never seen her before. Did she have a day job before she met Antonio? What is she doing now that she is no longer with him? Within the first 5 minutes of her story she starts to cry about how hard her relationship was and how it affected her daughter. Evelyn should be showing her daughter how to be a strong woman. Instead she comes on national TV to tell all of her business?

Gloria Govan is obviously young, stupid and very naïve. What can she tell a woman like Shaunie about being a basketball wife? She thinks her man is so different from everyone else. She is living in a fantasy world.

Suzie Ketcham who???

Jennifer Williams is married to Eric Williams and it must be for the money. From what I have seen so far he is unattractive and mean. Their relationship seems to be very unstable but she has decided to stay. Is her happiness worth the hype of being a basketball wife?

Royce gives a new meaning to trash. All the dancing and shaking her ass just lets me know she craves attention. When she pulled her pants down I felt sorry for her. It’s obvious that she doesn’t love herself or she wouldn’t act this way. All of the woman say that they don’t want to be around her because she makes them look bad. I disagree. She makes herself look bad.

Can’t wait to see what else these ladies have in store for us this season.

Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business

The Norwood’s are just like any other family. Loving parents and two talented children. As the season goes I think we will see how dysfunctional this family really is and how being a celebrity doesn’t make you different from anybody else.

Sonja Norwood is a loving wife, mother and manager. She has put everything on hold including her marriage to make sure that Brandy and Ray J weren’t taken advantage of in such a cut throat business. Sonja doesn’t take any crap but it seems like she spoils Ray J. Spoiling him will just make it hard for the woman in life. He will probably expect her to baby him just like his mom. Her decision to focus on other things is a great idea. I know Brandy will be able to handle it but not too sure about Ray J.

Willie Norwood Sr. is laid back. He has taken the backseat and let Mama Sonja take care of the business. I can see how her career has taken over and he is feeling a little lonely. Hopefully they can get back what they had 35 years ago and not be a victim of divorce like most child star parents.

Brandy’s teeth look great. I bet it cost a lot of money to have that beautiful smile. Her make-up in the interviews was horrible. She didn’t look like herself. Brandy should fire her make-up artist. Where was Syrai? Will she be making an appearance this season? I wasn’t feeling Bran-New or whatever Brandy wants to call herself on this new album. When she started to rap it was the worst. It is definitely not a good image for her and neither is dating Flo-rida. He is so gross and maybe a nice guy but he is not on the same level as Brandy. I think he had a hidden agenda for wanting to take Brandy to the Grammys. Flo-rida just wants publicity.

Ray J is fine. Short but fine. Most of the time I didn’t understand anything that came out of his mouth. It seemed like he was trying to talk like he was from the hood. Ray J’s crew looks like a bunch of 8th grade rejects. I understand that he wants to help out his family but these guys just make him look bad. Ray J doesn’t need to hang out with this unmotivated group of lames. Are these guys some kind of rap group or just a group of losers trying to use Ray J?

Guest Blogger Lynn Hudson on RHONY

Wow, after watching the Real Housewives of New York last night, I just have to say WOW!

It really felt like the entire episode was a dump on Bethenny session. The only housewives who didn’t dump on Bethenny were Kelly because they never had much interaction and Alex, who is just the nicest person in the world!

The show opened with Bethenny and Ramona walking across the Brooklyn Bridge to meet Alex and Simon for lunch. I’m really so over the Ramona hating Brooklyn nonsense! Who cares if Ramona ever sets foot there again? Really? Ramona was more brutal and vicious than I have ever seen her before. Maybe it seems that way because it was Bethenny that she was attacking, but Ramona did say several times at last year’s reunion that she “wanted to get back at you”; she said it to Bethenny and to LuAnn. Ramona’s childhood cannot be blamed anymore, I’m sorry that she had a difficult childhood but enough is enough, you’re 50+ years old with a husband and a daughter! You know right from wrong! How dare you attack Bethenny? The apology was not sincere, go away Ramona!

Did anyone else notice that when Kelly was trying to interview strangers on the streets of New York it was all men that she tried to talk to? She literally walked around women to get to the men and even grabbed two little boys? Great job Kelly, you try to stop strangers in the street to ask them what they think about accessories? That’s been done Kelly; it’s not innovative or anything special. Am I the only one who’s never heard of Gotham Magazine? Your cap is not trendy Kelly, my 9-year old son wears one all winter long. What moron doesn’t know how to use a digital camera? We’ve heard enough about your ex-husband, let it go!

Now Countless and Evil Jill in bed together is going to give me nightmares for weeks! LuAnn, most bedrooms are darkened at night, that’s what happens when the sun goes down, (is she kidding me with this?) And now we know where that ONE copy of LuAnn’s book that sold ended up, Jill’s guest room!

I think our poor Bethenny cried more in this one episode than we had seen her cry since season 1. When she was talking to Alex about her father, it was heartbreaking. For those who didn’t know, Bethenny’s father was a famous race horse trainer and he died in November of last year. When she quickly said that he wouldn’t see her, my heart broke! How can you turn away your daughter while on your death bed?

LuAnn’s scenes consisted of her going to a thrift store to talk about a fundraiser and her rattling off her requirements for her new home in New York to a realtor. Wow she is exciting! Lose LuAnn!

Jill visits Alex pretending to care about Alex’s feelings and the boys , obviously all for show. The ever stubborn Jill STILL refuses to agree to reach out to Bethenny even after Alex practically told Jill that Bethenny’s father is very ill. Jill just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t she?

So we learn this episode that it was Ramona who told Jill that Kelly and Bethenny had called a truce. Ramona is starting to get an E Rating here too (E for Evil) What reason could Ramona possibly have to repeat that type of information? To cause trouble maybe?

The scene at Ramona’s house between Jill and Bethenny was extremely frustrating. Mostly because the whole idea was for them to talk alone. Didn’t you love when LuAnn said, “did you want to talk to Jill or did you want to talk to me?” Hysterical, why would Bethenny want to talk to LuAnn?

LuAnn couldn’t stop butting her big horse face into the conversation. Tea? I wanted to dump the tea over her head! Did you ever see anyone so stubborn as Jill was? But do you guys think that if they were truly alone, the conversation would have been different? Jill knew that LuAnn was listening and for some reason, she didn’t want to do anything to hurt that relationship. Jill is still star struck over the “Countess” title and LuAnn has proven that it doesn’t mean Class!

Bethenny leaves and Countless says, “she didn’t even say hello to me” What Countess? I can’t believe it! Don’t you get it? Bethenny hates you LuAnn, but this isn’t about YOU! Holy crap! Then we see the fake crying from Jill, who asks, “am I a bitch because I didn’t cry?” Well yes, you are Jill and the fake tears didn’t change that!

If any of you were in Bravo’s Bubble Talk during the show you would have vomited as I did watching Kelly tweet! She actually said that Jill sacrificed herself this season for ratings. Jill claimed in the media that she was warned by Bravo producers to “Bring the drama or lose the apple”. Of course, if that were true, it would be considered a veiled threat meaning either you make the drama happen this season or you’re fired. Personally I don’t believe it and Andy Cohen released a statement to the press stating that No Housewife is told what to do, what to say or how to act and I believe him.

Let’s pretend for one minute that what Jill and Kelly are claiming is true and Bravo Producers insisted that Jill act this way or get fired. (I know, its crazy but stay with me for a minute) Would any of you really lower your standards, lose your integrity, let your daughter and mother see you act this way and completely ruin your reputation with the public on the off chance that you would be released from a TV Reality show? That is what Jill is claiming she has done. So she’s done it purposely to keep this gig, or she really is being herself, either way, Jill is the most horrible and hated woman in New York City!

Thank you for allowing me to guest blog!

You can follow me on Twitter @LynnNChicago

Love Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too!

Every network for some reason thinks they should have a show about finding love. The Oxygen Network has created Loves Games: Bad Girls Need Love Too! Love Games is about three Bad Girl rejects living in a mansion trying to find true love. So not the case with the show. They want their 15 minutes of fame, not a lasting relationship.

We have Kendra from the last season of The Bad Girls Club. She was the slut of her season. She slept around with various guys and girls, got more than one beat down, and played “do bitch” for cast mate Natalie, until Natalie was sent home for beating Kendra around for the second time. How is this unstable woman a catch for any man? I find her trashy, confused and in need of a good therapist. Any woman who sleeps around as much as she does obviously doesn’t love herself.

Its kills me to say this but Amber seems to be the most stable woman on the show. I don’t know what kind of true love she expects to find among these obviously unemployed group of guys, but I bet she is getting a decent paycheck trying to figure it out. Will she pick the dork she was making out with at the club? Of course she will. Amber seems to like men that she can control. Only time will tell.

Last but not least we have Sarah. She is the only one I feel who is really looking for love. She looked really hurt when Kendra chose one of the guys she really liked. If I were Sarah I would have given Kendra a smack in the face. That’s just wrong, but what do you expect from trash? I hope Sarah finds someone that cares for her, treats her with the respect she deserves and also loves her boobs as much as she does.